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sakatandao: I've conquered my fear of ghosts

uni_mafumafu: That's the spirit

sakatandao: WHERE

uratasama: You're doing great, Sakata

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neru_sleep: [I'M] [G]onn[A] kill m[Y]self, don't s[TOP] [ME]

soraruru: What the fuck

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kashitaro_ito: The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being a normal human

oO0Eve0Oo: And a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

96_neko: I'm glad we remember our Punnett squares

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_amatsuki_: Hey Kashitarou-san can you do something for me?

kashitaro_ito: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my own DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to

_amatsuki_: Great can you do the dishes

kashitaro_ito: Fuck you and your dishes

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uratasama: I almost dropped my phone on my soft bed but thank God I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead

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Pusu_kun: Do you paint?

uni_mafumafu: I paint a smile on my face each morning to escape the existential dread

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nqrse: I am a simple man. I put shoelaces through the holes in my crocs one at a time just like everyone else

_amatsuki_: That message made me speedrun the five stages of grief

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neru_sleep: Hrrrnghh, I cut up a dude and buried him under the floorboards, but his tell-tale heart is dummy thicc, and the clap of his ventricles keeps alerting my raging paranoia

[nqrse sent a picture]

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Nico_nico_Sou: I have two conditions in my will

Nico_nico_Sou: 1. I want my remains spread around Disney World; 2. I do not want to be cremated

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neru_sleep: You know what I love? Sausages

soraruru: That's great, Neru-san

neru_sleep: I mean, they come in all shapes and sizes and they all taste great and some a little spicy

soraruru: Are we still talking about sausages?

neru_sleep: You ever tried to eat two sausages at one time? That's a lot of sausages

soraruru: I'm leaving

neru_sleep: Okay, I'll stop

soraruru: Thank you

neru_sleep: Ohhh, DOES YOUR SAUSAGE HANG LOW

neru_sleep: DOES YOUR STIFFY TOUCH YOUR NOSE

neru_sleep: CAN YOU TIE IT IN A KNOT?

neru_sleep: CAN YOU TIE IT IN A BOW?

soraruru: ARE YOU DONE?