Incorrect Utaite [106]

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singing_rib: Soraru-san, what does IDK mean?

soraruru: I don't know

singing_rib: Why does nobody know?!

soraruru: ...

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sen_senra: I lost Urata-san in a crowd!

shima_s2: How do you manage to lose him?

sen_senra: Give me a break. He's like two inches tall

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_amatsuki_: I have this crazy idea

luzabs: No crazy ideas. Last time you said about some crazy idea you almost adopted Mafu

_amatsuki_: That was one time and I was sad

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nqrse: Fuck

soraruru: Language!

kashitaro_ito: Shit!

soraruru: Language!

96_neko: Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch you ass?

soraruru: Language!

uratasama: Now that's one crazy motherfucker

soraruru: Language!

neru_sleep: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

soraruru: ...

soraruru: What the fuck

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uratasama: Traffic was horrible today

sakatandao: That's just how it be on this bitch of an Earth aye

uratasama: What in the fuck did you just say

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_amatsuki_: Mafumafu-san's phone is filled with his selfies

uni_mafumafu: I only take photos of beautiful things

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neru_sleep: Wanna help with my wedding?

soraruru: Didn't know you were getting married. What should I do?

neru_sleep: Be my spouse

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sen_senra: You look very cute today, Maashi

shima_s2: Are you flirting with me?

sen_senra: Why can't guys just give each other compliments?!

shima_s2: ...

sen_senra: Yeah, I am

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uni_mafumafu: Being a pessimist is great I'm always either right or pleasantly surprised

luzabs: The optimistic look on pessimism

kiyo_saiore: The paradox is high on this one

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syounen_t_sako: WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS

syounen_t_sako: So apparently those are called lizards

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