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kashitaro_ito: I would die for you

_amatsuki_: Yesterday you said you'd die for a single potato chip, so I don't feel special

kashitaro_ito: I'd live for you?

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nqrse: Can you help me carry some things later, Neru-san?

neru_sleep: Ugh I don't know, I can barely handle the weight of my depression

nqrse: Just pick up the damn boxes later will you

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uratasama: Miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like "I'm a doctor" and everybody was like "cool no need to see if that checks out or anything"

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Nico_nico_Sou: I'm going to the hospital

Pusu_kun: Why?

Nico_nico_Sou: Cause everytime I close my eyes I can't see

Pusu_kun: Bro

Pusu_kun: What

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[03:14] syounen_t_sako: Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Listen. They're sexless

[03:14] luzabs: The sun isn't a rock go back to sleep

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sen_senra: What would you do if I was there? ;)

shima_s2: Call the police

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oO0Eve0Oo: Soraru-san, be nice

soraruru: I can't

oO0Eve0Oo: Why not?

soraruru: I don't want to

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kiyo_saiore: The thing is, I would love to be "mysterious"

kiyo_saiore: But unfortunately, I never shut the fuck up

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nqrse: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

96_neko: Weak, I sleep with a katana

sakatandao: You're both pathetic

96_neko: Oh? What do you sleep with?

sakatandao: Urata-san

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uni_mafumafu: Fight me

soraruru: Touch a single hair on his head and I will kill you