nqrse: I'd thank you if you snap me in half, my hot boi
luzabs: I beg your pardon?
nqrse: Then beg
luzabs: You okay, man?
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uni_mafumafu: Workout goal is to lift everyone's spirit
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neru_sleep: You have big dick energy, Soraru-san
_amatsuki_: Yes, we stan one (1) adorable dumbass
soraruru: What the fuck are you two talking about?
neru_sleep: I was just spilling the tea, sis
_amatsuki_: You still got all of our uwus
soraruru: I don't think that's a word...? Why can't you just speak like a normal person?!
_amatsuki_: Don't worry Soraru-san. You'll get this bread
soraruru: Wait which bread?
soraruru: Do I even wanna know
neru_sleep: I think he feels attacked
soraruru: Please make it stop
_amatsuki_: He's like, "thank you, next" lmao
neru_sleep: Yeah, he's a fucking mood right now
soraruru: Can you just stop?!
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sen_senra: Female body wash is the beat, it be like "coconut milk and jasmine featuring hydrating power of vanilla oats and orange juice"
sen_senra: Our shit be like, "SOAP, wash your ass bitch"
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syounen_t_sako: Onion rings are vegetable donuts
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uni_mafumafu: You need a lover
luzabs: Yeah, there's one guy I like, he's cute but very dumb
uni_mafumafu: What's his name?
luzabs: Mafu
uni_mafumafu: Oh he's got the same nickname as me, nice
luzabs: Are you fucking kidding me?
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uratasama: Why the fuck would you go big when you can go home
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sakatandao: If you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness
kashitaro_ito: Not if I swallow this glow stick!
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kiyo_saiore: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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shima_s2: Who needs swag when you have class
shima_s2: ...ical music
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
