uratasama: The four most beautiful words in our common language
shima_s2: Don't say it
uratasama: I TOLD YOU SO
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uni_mafumafu: I saw a handsome portrait in a mall
uni_mafumafu: I tried to look closer
uni_mafumafu: But then I realized
uni_mafumafu: It was just a mirror
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sen_senra: I can't believe we've worked together for years and I still haven't bent down to pick up Maashi's composition books and we accidentally touched hands and fall in love instantly
sen_senra: I mean how many times do I need to slap all the shit out of his hands for this to happen?
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syounen_t_sako: If you had to separate your dog from 49 identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
_amatsuki_: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king
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nqrse: Netflix and Chill
oO0Eve0Oo: Youtube and Snuggle!
kiyo_saiore: A random pirated website and taking over the government
96_neko: HULU AND FUCK
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kashitaro_ito: You're cute when you're angry
_amatsuki_: Then I'm about to get really fucking adorable
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sakatandao: I have a plan
uratasama: I have the hospital on speed dial
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neru_sleep: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
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Nico_nico_Sou: There's a fucking oul outside
Nico_nico_Sou: Ouwl
Nico_nico_Sou: Owul
Nico_nico_Sou: Houl
Nico_nico_Sou: How the fuck do you spell it
Nico_nico_Sou: Hoot hoot
Nico_nico_Sou: There's a hoot hoot
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soraruru: Where were you? I couldn't get in touch with you for a whole day
uni_mafumafu: Ooh I was in this really cool place
uni_mafumafu: See, it's kind of like "Spain"
uni_mafumafu: Except the "s" is silent
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