soraruru: If you have 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have?
uni_mafumafu: None
soraruru: Mafumafu, it's basic math, it's not that hard
uni_mafumafu: I would give you all of them because I love you
soraruru: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Turn off your phone
uni_mafumafu: Aww, I love you too Soraru-san
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sakatandao: Man, today's weather is great. I love mother nature!
sen_senra: I'M FREEZING TO DEATH MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE
uratasama: Mother nature wants you both to shut the fuck up
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_amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san wants to go see Jurassic World again, but I think going seven times is excessive
kashitaro_ito: Raptors, Babe, raptors!
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luzabs: Damn, Mafu is so handsome
Pusu_kun: Don't be jealous Luz-kun, you're really handsome too
luzabs: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay
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shima_s2: Hey dad
nqrse: Stop calling me dad I'm younger than you
shima_s2: Sorry son
nqrse: Stop
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