Incorrect Utaite [120]

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uni_mafumafu: On my grave, I want VIP not RIP

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soraruru: One of these days I'm gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind

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kashitaro_ito: Science puns, go!

_amatsuki_: You must have a pH of 13 cause you basic as fuck

kashitaro_ito: I said puns, not outright homicide

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uratasama: I swing both ways

uratasama: Violently

uratasama: With a knife

sakatandao: Should I run?

shima_s2: Why are you like this

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neru_sleep: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss

nqrse: Oh, this. I don't like this

luzabs: What's with you guys and disturbing centaurs discussion lately?

sakatandao: Protect the centaurs!

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syounen_t_sako: You're up early

soraruru: Jokes on you I didn't sleep at all and am in between energized and dying

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sen_senra: Goodnight homo

sen_senra: Homie*

sen_senra: Eh same thing

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uni_mafumafu: Okay okay okay but

uni_mafumafu: Rollercoasters

uni_mafumafu: But like in space

luzabs: There is literally an entire course in Mario Kart dedicated to prove why that is a bad idea

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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun is a big boy

uratasama: Yeah, I bet he is Kashitarou-san

96_neko: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

singing_rib: I CHOKED

soraruru: So did Kashitarou-san the first time

kashitaro_ito: Stop

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kiyo_saiore: 13.8% of cigarette smokers do not consider cigarette butts to be "litter"

neru_sleep: If I smoke I'd always eat the butts

Pusu_kun: Thank you for saving our planet

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