kashitaro_ito: Forgive me Father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
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Nico_nico_Sou: I really like my boyfriend's hair. I always compliment him about it whenever I talk to him
oO0Eve0Oo: Didn't know you had a boyfriend
Nico_nico_Sou: Yeah
Nico_nico_Sou: I like your hair, by the way
oO0Eve0Oo: Oh, thanks
oO0Eve0Oo: hold uP-
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96_neko: Whenever you're feeling sudden calm it's because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill
sakatandao: Thank you
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luzabs: Wearing black skinny jeans in 35 degree celcius weather is a personality trait, don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise we're braver than them
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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun just texted me back "lmao" from the other room
kashitaro_ito: I hear no laughing. No ass hitting the floor
kashitaro_ito: I've dated a laugh liar
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neru_sleep: Shit I want to fucking die
soraruru: Watch your language
neru_sleep: uwu I crave heckety hecky heck death
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uni_mafumafu: Do not laugh at comedians they're trying their best
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_amatsuki_: I think you have PTSD
neru_sleep: Yeah I have PTSD
neru_sleep: Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick
_amatsuki_: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism
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uni_mafumafu: The thicker your thighs the more kittens can lay on your lap
uratasama: This is the body positivity message I've been waiting for
sakatandao: *slaps thighs* these bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens
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oO0Eve0Oo: Working can get kind of lonely sometimes
oO0Eve0Oo: No, not working, what's the word?
oO0Eve0Oo: Life. Life can get kind of lonely
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
