uni_mafumafu: In fact, you just lost "Mafu" privileges. From now on, you can call me "Mafumafu-san" or "hey, you"
luzabs: Come on, Mafu
uni_mafumafu: ...
luzabs: Come on, hey, you
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sakatandao: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
uratasama: No it's called highjacking
neru_sleep: Guys no it's weedwhacking
soraruru: No it's called disappointing your mother
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_amatsuki_: At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die
sen_senra: I'm dying
syounen_t_sako: I guess we know who caught the corpse
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uni_mafumafu: I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people
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96_neko: If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to?
soraruru: I'd spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song
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