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Pusu_kun: Question is do I stay in bed or get out of it

Nico_nico_Sou: Both, you get out of your bed and get in mine

luzabs: Why the hell is everyone on this chatroom suddenly smooth as fuck

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_amatsuki_: Music is literally so good it's like a fucking salad

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soraruru: For fuck's sake, can you be more annoying

neru_sleep: Yes

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uratasama: Can someone call the police, I accidentally raised my voice at Sakata and I need to be arrested

soraruru: We've talked about this

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uni_mafumafu: Wait, didn't the snake in the Garden of Eden have legs or something?

uratasama: God took away the legs as a punishment for tricking Eve

kashitaro_ito: What if he was just a bigass snake with like, 2 human legs

nqrse: This is like cursed Bible study

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kashitaro_ito: We're out of cereal water

96_neko: You're out of what?

kashitaro_ito: Cereal water

_amatsuki_: Milk. He means milk

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sen_senra: WHO FINISHED MY WHISKEY?! DO YOU WANNA GO

shima_s2: It was me

sen_senra: ON A DATE

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singing_rib: "Dude" but like romantically

oO0Eve0Oo: "Babe" but like platonically

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kiyo_saiore: Cough. Rough. Though. Through

kiyo_saiore: Why don't these words rhyme

luzabs: But for some God forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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uratasama: Has anyone told you you're really annoying?

sakatandao: No...

uratasama: Good, because I really didn't want to fight anyone today