Incorrect Utaite [104]

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luzabs: I only take pictures of beautiful things

_amatsuki_: There are only pictures of Mafumafu-san on your phone

luzabs: Exactly

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neru_sleep: Where is my fucking guitar?!

nqrse: Mafumafu-kun's here, say it nicer maybe

neru_sleep: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guitar?

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sen_senra: Sakatan, it's your turn to take out the trash

sakatandao: Oh okay

sakatandao: Urata-san!

sakatandao: May I take you out on a date tonight?

sen_senra: NOT THAT TRASH

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uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san is a lot like spaghetti

kashitaro_ito: You mean straight until he gets wet?

uni_mafumafu: No

kashitaro_ito: He tastes great when you eat him?

uni_mafumafu: No, what are you talking about? It's because he is pretty and comforting

soraruru: What the heck is this

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_amatsuki_: We work great together because we are different

96_neko: True, I'm always right and you're always wrong

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shima_s2: It's creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information

shima_s2: Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die

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neru_sleep: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set

luzabs: No, I said "Neru-san, don't lick the swing set," and you said "Don't tell me what to do," and then you licked the swing set

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_amatsuki_: Fuck, marry, kill: Mafumafu-san, Luz-kun, Sako-san

soraruru: Fuck and marry Mafumafu and kill Neru-san

neru_sleep: Why are you like this

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sen_senra: It's late and I really just need a hug or a shit load of vodka

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Nico_nico_Sou: Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie

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