kashitaro_ito: Today I will show you how to die
uratasama: ???
kashitaro_ito: ...your hair
uni_mafumafu: How to die
uratasama: No
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sakatandao: Soraru-san do you have any bags?
soraruru: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
sakatandao: A no would've been fine
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_amatsuki_: I use sarcasm because killing people is illegal
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Nico_nico_Sou: Why pass your exam when you can pass away
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neru_sleep: Remember kids: Rats are the Capri Sun of the vampire world
soraruru: Hi, what the FUCK does this mean
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kashitaro_ito: Turns out pizza boxes set on fire if you try to "warm your pizza up" in the oven. Surprised I have survived this long
luzabs: WHY WOULD YOU PUT CARDBOARD IN THE OVEN
kashitaro_ito: TOO HUNGRY FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT
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neru_sleep: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers
nqrse: Please just say fuck
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shima_s2: Bitch I'm going uwu mode
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uni_mafumafu: Guys I'm literally so out of shape like Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me
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uratasama: "Bastard" is no contest the funniest curse word
sen_senra: It somehow implies that the most hideous thing you've done is exist
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FanficWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
