soraruru: You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry
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sen_senra: Only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that's the law
_amatsuki_: My cat wrote this
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neru_sleep: Yes, I shower naked. Call me a slut I don't care
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uratasama: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something
luzabs: You left Naruse-san and me waiting in a graveyard for hours
uratasama: I did that on purpose
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singing_rib: Why is Barbie's The Nutcracker the only good film adaptation of The Nutcracker ever made?
Nico_nico_Sou: Because Barbie movies slap. Next question
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nqrse: How can Amatsuki-kun even like you? No offense, but you suck
kashitaro_ito: And I swallow also
_amatsuki_: KASHITAROU-SAN CAN YOU NOT
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shima_s2: I don't like you
sen_senra: I'm pregnant
shima_s2: What?
sen_senra: Sorry, I thought we were telling each other things that obviously weren't true
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kiyo_saiore: For sale: my hand, never held
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neru_sleep: Bro, you're so fucking annoying keep this up and I'll kiss you on the lips
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luzabs: For once I'd like to be fucked by something that isn't life
nqrse: Hey, Luz-kun, I have a proposition for you
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
