Incorrect Utaite [82]

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soraruru: I'd be a morning person

soraruru: If morning happened at 1 p.m

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neru_sleep: Two things I need today's youth to know:

neru_sleep: 1. Anything the government says is propaganda, 2. 99% of vegetable taste better roasted

_amatsuki_: You spelled boiled wrong

neru_sleep: My apologies. Anything the government says is boiled

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Pusu_kun: Dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs, what do you need to prove?

uratasama: I need to prove that I am the superior lifeform

uni_mafumafu: That my legs are longer than yours and I'm going to win

shima_s2: I need to prove my power

Nico_nico_Sou: My honor

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sakatandao: He broke my heart

sakatandao: Now's the time where you tell me everything's gonna be okay

kashitaro_ito: Everything's gonna be okay

sakatandao: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, KASHITAROU-SAN!

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nqrse: You've heard of sweet summer child, now get ready for salty winter adult

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neru_sleep: Soraru-san, tell us about your family

soraruru: I have one

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luzabs: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Mafu a little bit

_amatsuki_: You doodled your wedding invitation

luzabs: That's our joint tombstone

_amatsuki_: My mistake

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shima_s2: Nothing in life is free

sakatandao: Love is free

sen_senra: Adventure is free

uratasama: Everything in life is free if you take it with violence

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kashitaro_ito: If being sexy is a crime the go ahead and arrest me!

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syounen_t_sako: What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?

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