soraruru: How do you spell "me"?
uni_mafumafu: M-E
soraruru: You forgot the D
uni_mafumafu: There's no D in Me
soraruru: Not yet
Nico_nico_Sou: Okay, that's enough internet for today
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kashitaro_ito: What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?
kashitaro_ito: You get salmonella
luzabs: We're not friends anymore
nqrse: How to lose all your friends in one easy step
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_amatsuki_: People who just randomly meet celebrities on the street how do you do it
kradness55: Step one: go outside for once
_amatsuki_: Oh
uni_mafumafu: But the outernet is scary
uratasama: The outernet
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sen_senra: People thinks it's funny when my nose is kinda runny it snot
soraruru: I feel like everyone is slowly transforming into Neru-san because of their jokes and puns has gotten worse each day
neru_sleep: Feels good to be a god in this place
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singing_rib: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
syounen_t_sako: Please delete this
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sakatandao: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
shima_s2: Are you okay
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kiyo_saiore: NYFW
kiyo_saiore: You: New York Fashion Week
kiyo_saiore: My online ass brain: Not Yafe For Work
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FanficWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
