uratasama: Right now I hate you with every inch of my body
soraruru: That's not a lot of inches
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sakatandao: How many holes there are in a straw?
luzabs: It's 2
sen_senra: No, it's an infinite amount of holes stacked on top of each other
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kashitaro_ito: I saw your exact coat in a store today
_amatsuki_: Hmm. Did you try it on?
kashitaro_ito: Pfft, no
kashitaro_ito: Okay, maybe
_amatsuki_: You did the "whoosh whoosh'?
kashitaro_ito: I did the "whoosh whoosh"
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soraruru: I had to Google my age the other day. Forgot how old I was
luzabs: That is the richest shit I've ever heard
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sakatandao: Amatsuki-kun and Mafumafu-kun says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth
sakatandao: Apparently none of them have ever been in Urata-san's arms
_amatsuki_: Of course we've never been in his arms he's terrifying
neru_sleep: I brushed against him accidentally once and he pulled out a pocket knife
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shima_s2: Hey, remember the guy from the station?
uratasama: That dude's definitely on my shit list
shima_s2: Ouch harsh
uratasama: *hit list
shima_s2: how iS THAT BETTER
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soraruru: What do you want?
uni_mafumafu: A will to live
soraruru: For BREAKFAST MAFU
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nqrse: Hail Satan
neru_sleep: Rain Satan
singing_rib: Snow Satan
syounen_t_sako: Tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
kiyo_saiore: It'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
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Nico_nico_Sou: Maybe just once somebody will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene"
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_amatsuki_: You make me smile
kashitaro_ito: You make me hard
_amatsuki_: Why are you like this
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
