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neru_sleep: Hey Soraru-san

soraruru: There it is again

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kiyo_saiore: Strong people don't put other people down

kiyo_saiore: They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact

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soraruru: Stressed

uni_mafumafu: Depressed

shima_s2: Blessed

uratasama: Possessed

sen_senra: Obsessed

sakatandao: Impressed

kashitaro_ito: Chicken breast

_amatsuki_: What?

kashitaro_ito: I just wanted to join in

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nqrse: I'll carve our initials in a tree on our first date because it's the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife

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syounen_t_sako: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that's just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're gonna die

Nico_nico_Sou: My favorite is explaining the difference between a "butt dial" and a "booty call"

oO0Eve0Oo: It's called connotations

neru_sleep: Try this one for size: "Forgive me father for I have sinned" or "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty"

luzabs: Great news! Language is now banned

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singing_rib: Anyone under 5'5 can't talk about fighting someone.. like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

96_neko: Say goodbyes to your kneecaps, asshole

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shima_s2: What the fuck is up everybody?

nqrse: What the hell dude? We're not supposed to fucking swear

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sen_senra: Last year I was miserable and depressed but this year I decided to turn that shit around so now I'm depressed and miserable

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kashitaro_ito: Scar's brother was ultra hot and I'm so mad he's dead

kashitaro_ito: I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I WAS WATCHING FMA:B

kashitaro_ito: AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA

kashitaro_ito: SCAR'S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

luzabs: Too late you're a fucking furry

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_amatsuki_: I will make you sorry you were ever born

uratasama: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born