uni_mafumafu: I usually eat gummy bears 2 at a time because they need a friend when they're dying
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sakatandao: So dad, do you know where my watch is?
soraruru: Don't call me that
sakatandao: Okay Mr. Dad
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sen_senra: Replacing my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less
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syounen_t_sako: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that's all we really do when we see something funny online
Nico_nico_Sou: The sad thing is I did an NE when I read this
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_amatsuki_: I hit a tree
kashitaro_ito: WHAT? Are you okay?
kashitaro_ito: Or should I say oaky?
kashitaro_ito: Haha
kashitaro_ito: Sorry
kashitaro_ito: But actually
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neru_sleep: I hate that bugs don't take fall damage
neru_sleep: How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running
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soraruru: I'm free tonight
soraruru: No, wait. Tonight's no good
soraruru: Because I'm busy, taking you out
uni_mafumafu: Oh, I just remembered. I can't tonight
soraruru: Why?
uni_mafumafu: I'm going out with you
_amatsuki_: Finally some wholesome content
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shima_s2: You and Sakatan are cute, I'll put you in a boat
uratasama: You'll put us in a what?
shima_s2: A boat. Isn't that what you people say when they think two people would make a cute couple?
sakatandao: You mean you ship us?
shima_s2: Yes, exactly
shima_s2: I "ship" you
uratasama: You're not that old, man, c'mon
shima_s2: But I feel like one
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luzabs: Alright Mafu, knock 'em dead
luzabs: That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone
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Pusu_kun: Hope you have a good day or else
kain2525: You will be okay. You have no choice
96_neko: Ominous positivity
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
