shima_s2: I read smut before bed it's like a fucking bedtime story
sen_senra: It is a fucking bedtime story
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soraruru: Amatsuki, why do you love Kashitarou-san?
_amatsuki_: Because he's perfect
soraruru: But you've seen him drink maple syrup because he thought it was coffee
_amatsuki_: He's perfect
soraruru: You've seen him take a bite out of an uncooked ramen block because he was too tired to cook it
_amatsuki_: EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT
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[10:32] uratasama: Answer your phone, I need to talk to you
[10:32] sakatandao: Okay give me a minute I can't find my phone
[10:32] uratasama: Okay
[10:34] uratasama: You're a horrible friend. You're killing me Sakata. You're killing your friend
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uni_mafumafu: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "Oh no it's a cop"?
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nqrse: People have skin
nqrse: And potatoes have skin
nqrse: SO WE ARE ALL POTATOES
luzabs: You're drunk again aren't you
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Yes, as you can see there is timestamps for some of the text from now on because why not -w-
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