uni_mafumafu: Here is a list of words that began with F: Frey. Feather. Friend. Frick. Frack. And some others
uratasama: Let Mafumafu say fuck
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neru_sleep: *puts honey in tea* hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
nqrse: Do you take constructive criticism
neru_sleep: I absolutely fucking do not
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kashitaro_ito: I've got something to show you
_amatsuki_: You hit "send" on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit "end" on our relationship
kashitaro_ito: I don't have anything to show you
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96_neko: How are you feeling?
soraruru: I don't know. I'm still a bit sad
uni_mafumafu: Don't be sad, Soraru-san
uni_mafumafu: Cause sad backward is das and das not good
soraruru: That's enough internet for you
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kiyo_saiore: Kids are just like "pptptpppthhpppthh" until one day they're like "oh shit I can think" and then it's all downhill from there
shima_s2: The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience
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uni_mafumafu: Hey, Sakatan, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
sakatandao: The best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest!
uni_mafumafu: Uratan
uratasama: Brick
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singing_rib: God could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced "jif" and I still wouldn't fucking do it
Nico_nico_Sou: I would just shrug and say, "Okay, thanks, Jod, I'll keep that in mind"
Pusu_kun: JOD
Nico_nico_Sou: This is the hill I will die on
syounen_t_sako: I will face Jod and walk backwards into hell
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nqrse: Hello my love
nqrse: Oh I mean my rival
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sen_senra: I have so many fanfic tabs open that my FBI agent probably ships it by this point
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_amatsuki_: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
neru_sleep: They do actually
soraruru: Why did you say that with such certainty?
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.