Nico_nico_Sou: Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
kiyo_saiore: WHAT. THE. HELL
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oO0Eve0Oo: He's licking his lips. He's checking it twice...
syounen_t_sako: Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
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luzabs: And now for a gay update with Kashitarou-san
kashitaro_ito: Getting gayer
luzabs: Thank you Kashitarou-san
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sen_senra: I'm sore I need a massage
sen_senra: Between my legs
sen_senra: With your tongue
shima_s2: NO
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nqrse: I'm bi but not bi like I'll have a threesome with you and your girlfriend. I'm bi like I'll steal your girl and fuck your brother
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soraruru: Six-word autobiography: "Fuck goddamnit I fucked up so bad"
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uni_mafumafu: Why do people get so weird around wheelchair users? They're literally just a person sitting down
sakatandao: They're SITTING DOWN and MOVING at the SAME TIME like some kind of WITCH
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_amatsuki_: You ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they're emotionally stable?
kashitaro_ito: I'm scared
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uratasama: God I hate things
uratasama: Stuff makes me so mad
uratasama: When I see items I fucking lose it
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neru_sleep: Sing this with me to the tune of Old McDonald
neru_sleep: "I'm so stressed the sunlight hurts, I am God's mistake"
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
