neru_sleep: Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail
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syounen_t_sako: The human body is 70% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety
sen_senra: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle
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nqrse: I was in a race once
nqrse: Well, I called it a race, the police called it "resisting arrest". They're mad when they lose
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luzabs: Something bad happened
soraruru: ...I love that I can never get a moment of peace
luzabs: Oh if you don't want to deal with it I can
soraruru: No, I wasn't being sarcastic, I get bored easily. What's up?
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soraruru: I did not sleep a wink last night
uni_mafumafu: They say if you can't sleep it's because someone else is thinking about you
soraruru: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m?
neru_sleep: HA YEAH WHO WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT SORARU-SAN AT 3 AM
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kashitaro_ito: How come it's cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when I do it, I'm the "antichrist" and I need an "exorcisms"?
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soraruru: If Amatsuki and I were drowning, who would you save?
96_neko: You morons can't even swim?
_amatsuki_: It's a hypothetical question, Kuro-san. Now answer it
96_neko: My time and effort
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uni_mafumafu: Few teens out there probably smoking a few funny cigarettes
kiyo_saiore: You could say weed, it's 2019
uni_mafumafu: Some grass
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sen_senra: Guess what I'm about to get
shima_s2: On my nerves
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uni_mafumafu: I hope you like your gift!
luzabs: This is just a piece of paper that says "I won't stab you today"
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FanficWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
