Incorrect Utaite [90]

1.3K 90 55
                                    

uni_mafumafu: Is 4 a lot?

uratasama: Depends on the context

uni_mafumafu: Yens? No

uni_mafumafu: Murders? Yes

uratasama: What did you do this time?

-*-*-*-

neru_sleep: Shit, everything hurts

soraruru: Don't swear around Mafumafu

neru_sleep: Mamma mia that's a spicy meatball

soraruru: You know what just say fuck

-*-*-*-

Nico_nico_Sou: Sure I guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

-*-*-*-

nqrse: Random fact: Pope Urban VIII tried to ban sneezing in the 17th century because he considered it too close to sexual ecstasy

luzabs: Good evening! What the fuck

-*-*-*-

sen_senra: Have you ever fallen in love?

shima_s2: I can't even fall asleep

-*-*-*-

neru_sleep: You're not gay if you kiss boys

luzabs: Are you high? That's literally what it means to be gay

neru_sleep: No listen

neru_sleep: You're kissing every girl he's ever kissed

luzabs: What the actual

-*-*-*-

kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki, you're like an angel with no wings

_amatsuki_: So like, a person

-*-*-*-

neru_sleep: All odd numbers have an "e" in them

soraruru: Neru-san it's 3 am

neru_sleep: t-h-r-E-E

soraruru: GO TO SLEEP

-*-*-*-

luzabs: I'm not into Mafu

@uni_mafumafu entered the chatroom

uni_mafumafu: Hello Luz-kun!

luzabs: ❤💙🧡💚💛💜

_amatsuki_: What the?!

-*-*-*-

soraruru: In this world, it's either kill or be killed

singing_rib: What?

kashitaro_ito: Yeet or be yeeted

singing_rib: Oh okay, got it

uratasama: Please stop

Utaite Random TextWhere stories live. Discover now