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neru_sleep: Not to be too dramatic

soraruru: YOU'RE ALWAYS TOO DRAMATIC

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Pusu_kun: Why would anyone want to harm Kashitarou-san?

_amatsuki_: Maybe because they've met him

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uratasama: I'm too lazy to get a new guitar pick

sakatandao: Oh, come on now, you need it

uratasama: I will go buy a new pick today

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96_neko: If you have knees, you are valid

nqrse: Homophobes have knees tho

96_neko: Not for long

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kashitaro_ito: I may be a fucking idiot but at least I can understand Donald Duck

luzabs: Like verbally or emotionally?

kashitaro_ito: Yes

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Nico_nico_Sou: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

oO0Eve0Oo: How did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

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kiyo_saiore: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

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uni_mafumafu: No, I didn't skip that song because I don't like it, I skipped it because I don't have the emotional stability to listen to it now

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syounen_t_sako: Don't know if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

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sen_senra: I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me

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Nico_nico_Sou: I AM A GENIUS

uratasama: What'd he do?

oO0Eve0Oo: He just blended ice into his protein shake and basically made ice cream

Nico_nico_Sou: THE WORLD SHALL KNOW OF MY INVENTION

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neru_sleep: You know that show, Sherlock? With that actor

neru_sleep: Bendydick Crackersack

Pusu_kun: It's Benedict Cumberbatch

neru_sleep: Benylin Coughsyrup

Pusu_kun: No

neru_sleep: Biodegradable Cauliflower

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nqrse: Dress everyday like you're going to get murdered in those clothes