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neru_sleep: Why did the half blind man fall into a well?

neru_sleep: He couldn't see that well

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luzabs: Mafu told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer

uni_mafumafu: I didn't ask for this

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sen_senra: All sex is casual sex if you're not wearing a bow tie

kiyo_saiore: It's called a fuxedo thank you very much

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96_neko: Bad Greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings Despacito

Pusu_kun: Her name is Alexa

syounen_t_sako: This is so sad

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luzabs: Sinship (like friendship except you sin together)

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Nico_nico_Sou: Yeah I'm totally fine, I just need to set myself on fire

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oO0Eve0Oo: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

sakatandao: Maybe the real treasure was this gun we found along the way

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kashitaro_ito: Peer pressure me into doing chores

soraruru: Do your chores or you'll turn straight

kashitaro_ito: I SAID PEER PRESSURE NOT THREATEN

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sakatandao: One day I will be strong and punch the sun

uratasama: Pretty sure that's not possible

sakatandao: I will punch it

shima_s2: Look, if you try to punch the sun your hand is just gonna get burned up. Not really sure what you're expecting here

sakatandao: I'm gonna punch it real hard

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uni_mafumafu: It's not my fault I'm cuter than you

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soraruru: My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today

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luzabs: I was so sleep deprived that I tried to zoom in on a paper

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sen_senra: Hey, Neko-san

96_neko: What?

sen_senra: Are you awake?

96_neko: Who the fuck do you think just replied with "what"?