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_amatsuki_: How convenient that my dog doesn't answer me when I ask if he's a communist

neru_sleep: If you cut off 1, 2, or 3 of a frog's legs and tell it to jump, it jumps

neru_sleep: If you cut off 4 legs and tell it to jump, it goes deaf

_amatsuki_: Is it crack that you smoke or what

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uni_mafumafu: Sometimes instead of sing I just scream the lyrics

uratasama: Chaotic energy

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luzabs: My life is like an artsy European movie, sad yet nothing happens

Pusu_kun: Maybe if you wear a beret your sadness will become a great tragedy

luzabs: Wow, thanks for the suggestion

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oO0Eve0Oo: I'm just not in a good mood

Nico_nico_Sou: Ok

Nico_nico_Sou: Maybe have a banana and sit outside for a while

nqrse: Feel like shit just want to have a banana and sit outside for a while

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kashitaro_ito: My therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist. Trying to process

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kiyo_saiore: Sorry bro can't go out tonight. I'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

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sen_senra: Careful bro you're making this sparring scene kinda homoerotic

sen_senra: Bro watch out you kinda sound like you're flirting when we argue

sen_senra: Broooo I'm serious you're making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

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syounen_t_sako: Fingerless gloves are functionally kind of pointless but aesthetically so, so sexy

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96_neko: Not to be gay or anything but if I went to the ocean and noticed a very beautiful girl in the water, who just happened to be singing the most enticing song, I would wade over to her and let her take hold of my hand and drag me to the bottom of the sea

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sakatandao: Kiss your own forehead. Haunt your own house