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_amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san's so cute and looks so peaceful when he's sleeping. He's my life, my love, my everything. I love him so much

_amatsuki_: He just snored. I can't live like this. My life is a lie, I want to die

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uratasama: How was your day?

sakatandao: This guy pushed me down

uratasama: Did you push him back?

sakatandao: No, he was bigger than me

uratasama: Huh, Shima-kun, Senra-kun?

shima_s2: On it

sen_senra: Just say the word, man

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soraruru: Hey, Mafumafu, wanna hear a joke

soraruru: Knock knock

uni_mafumafu: Come in

soraruru: ...

soraruru: We'll work on this

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luzabs: You're standing on thin ice

nqrse: I'm standing on the floor

luzabs: It's an expression

nqrse: It's a carpet

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syounen_t_sako: Has anyone ever at any point in your life told you they love you?

neru_sleep: Does family count?

syounen_t_sako: Yes

neru_sleep: Then no

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kashitaro_ito: Met a dumbass today, awful experience

_amatsuki_: So you looked in a mirror?

kashitaro_ito: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful

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uni_mafumafu: You and Senra-kun seem very close

shima_s2: We're just friends

uratasama: Oh please, we all know he's a heartbeat away from getting your name tattooed on his ass

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luzabs: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart

neru_sleep: I photosynthesize with this

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soraruru: I'm old...

Nico_nico_Sou: Uh-huh

soraruru: You're supposed to say "you're not that old"

Nico_nico_Sou: But you are old

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_amatsuki_: Good morning, Mafumafu-san. Let's get this bread!

uni_mafumafu: Please send me a picture of the bread you want. I will see if the store have it