Luciano: Ewww fucc off
Allen: Now listen here u little shit
Luciano: No u listen
Allen: I don't take orders from children
Luciano: I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT
Allen: Can u even reach my neck
Luciano: FUCK U
Allen: I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you
Luciano: IS EVERYTHING A JOKE TO YOU
Luciano: also fuck you Allen you know I'm demisexual
Allen: ur gonna do what I say now
Luciano: no
Allen: yknow it would be a shame if I did that thing again
Allen: that thing I did a long time ago that is completely relevant
Luciano: *GASPU*
Luciano: DON'T TOUCH MY BROTHER OR ILL KILL U
Allen: I'd like to see you try
Luciano: THATS IT GET OVER HERE BITCH
Siegfried: NONONONONONOOFIGHTSU
Allen: lol bye
Luciano: GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL U
Allen: lol no
Luciano: *unholy screeching*
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The thing that happened
Allen: I hate both of you for some reason
Luciano: y tho
Flavio: o no
Allen: I'm gonna kill u now
Flavio: Luciano run
Allen: Too late I tied Luciano up
Flavio: no
Allen: I'm gonna kill u nao
Flavio: noo
Luciano: nooo
Allen: Boom I hit ur head multiple times with my baseball bat and ur almost dead
Flavio: ow
Luciano: nooo *breaks chains*
Allen: wat
Luciano: *beats up Allen*
Flavio: I don't remember shit lol
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The Big Book Of 2P
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