[Welcome to the debriefing room, thanks for stopping here before moving onto this oneshot. So in this au, Luciano is a writing teacher, Siegfried is the school nurse, and Kuro is the art teacher. This takes place in the nurse's office because Siegfried doesn't get breaks. Also fem Kuro and Kuro are gonna be different people also also Luciano and Kuriko are married because I said so]
"AAAAUGHH!" Luciano cried, slamming his head on the pile of papers he's grading and crying a little.
"Are you okay, Luci?" Kuro asked, turning his head and taking another bite of his sandwich.
Luciano let out a frustrated wail. "My eighth period is hopeless..." He murmered, lightly sobbing. The other two sighed at his overdramaticness.
"You sure that's it? You've been worrying about a lot of things lately." Siegfried said while bandaging a student's arm.
Luciano sighed. "That's because I am stressed, genius. I have been ever since my wife got pregnant."
Kuro gasped. "Really?! Ooh I love kids! Is it a boy or a girl?!"
"We don't know yet, we only just found out the other day." Luciano explained and went back to grading. Moments later he groaned in agony.
"Are you sure you're okay?"
Luciano scoffed, still frustrated. "'Be a teacher,' he said, 'it'll do wonders for your depression', he said,- ARE YOU KIDDI- THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!"
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