2p Italy: he is mean, right now. He is devilish.
2p Germany: He likes computers and he is a foodie. He is a jerk.
2p Japan: He's rich and he likes sword fighting.
2p Prussia: She's an old woman. Aaaand she's wearing a cape.
2p Romano: He likes boys, he's also rich, aannnnd he's stuck up!
2p Spain: He's a Christian and he looks like he's fed up with life.
2p America: He's cool, he likes fighting, and he probably owns a gun because America is the most gun-owning thing!
2p England: Is that a little boy? He likes cupcakes and possibly ice cream and he's a vampire.
2p Canada: He likes plaid. (Me: anything else?) He looks bored.
2p France: He's fed up with life. (Me: And?) He's possibly doing drugs. (Me: HAHAHHA WRONG CHARACTER BUDDY) Wait who is this again? (Me: France.)
2p China: It's a warrior. (Me: It? What gender?) I honestly don't know. It likes dragons? (Me: Does it look like they do drugs?) I guess no? (Me: Hahhaha Zao is a drug.)
2p Russia: He's very shady. And he looks like my guina pig. (Me: *Dying of laughter*) He is also very pale. He looks like what I imagine China to be.
2p Hungary: She's a girly girl. She has very paaale skin. And I like her purple eyes. ((Also apparently Hannah did not know that Hungary existed until now.))
2p Austria: Austria is evil. He looks like a vampire also. He has very sharp teeth.
Yes Hannah
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