Luciano "its my wedding and I'll get wasted if I want to" Vargas
Flavio "If you touch my brother again I will carve out your intestines with a hairclip" Vargas
Santiago "I am a grown man and I will not cry over a chick flick" Carrido
Siegfried "I'm 23 and still live with my sister" Beilshmidt
Klaus "I am not okay with you" Beilshmidt
Violet "That's a nice head you've got there Santiago, would be a shame if I finally put it on my wall" Beilshmidt
Kuro "I'm japanese but if I just tell people I'm aisian no one can judge me for listining to k-pop" Honda
Allen "I don't take orders from children" Jones
Matt "No, Kuma doesn't bite, hehehe- ALLEN FUCK OFF FROM MY TRASH DISPOSAL- I MEAN BEAR" Williams
Oliver "Ice cream is good for the soul, especially at 3 am after you've made less than satisfactory life choices" Kirkland
Francios "I drink to forget but I always remember" Bonnefoy
Zao "SOMEBODY DATE ME" Wang
Viktor "no" Braginsky
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HumorMostly headcannons, a bit of crack on the side, and probably a few sad and shipfics too! Welcome to 2p Hetalia! WARNING IF YOU DON'T LIKE 2P GERITA BEWARE BECAUSE THAT'S THE MAJORITY OF THIS BOOK //HIGHEST RANK: #48 IN HUMOR //Hetalia and 2p Hetali...
