Mostly headcannons, a bit of crack on the side, and probably a few sad and shipfics too! Welcome to 2p Hetalia!
WARNING IF YOU DON'T LIKE 2P GERITA BEWARE BECAUSE THAT'S THE MAJORITY OF THIS BOOK
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//Hetalia and 2p Hetali...
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Name: Alexandrite Vargas-Beilshmidt Name Meaning: Intelligence Age: 14 Personality: Clever, SASS CHILD, huge nerd, Ravenclaw Extra: For artistic effect, her ponytail changes shape depending on emotion (ex: deflates like a balloon when sad, turns into an exclamation point when surprised, etc.)
Okay discussion time:
So why is she like this?
Let's start with the easiest to explain: sass
She was raised partly by Luciano, nuff said
Smart/clever: Luciano taught her to know what she's talking about, and Siegfried taught her to bullshit her way through things well enough that it looks like she knows what she's talking about
Huge nerd: her parents have a gaming channel, if you give her a LOZ game you won't see her for days
Why does she wear glasses: I hc that Luciano and Flavio need glasses, it just runs in their family. But Luciano prefers contacts, and surprise surprise, Flavi's designer shades are actually prescription(Siegfried has good eyesight tho)
Every thursday they have family movie night and it's so cute but they take turns to pick so Luciano's turn ususally goes something like this:
"LUCIANO WE ARE NOT WATCHING THE SHINING AROUND ALEXANDRITE"
"BUT IT'S EDUCATIONAL"
"NO. NO IT'S NOT."
When Luciano wins the argument they usually have to cuddle their daughter all night because she's too scared to sleep
Her and her friends go to the mall sometimes, and Luciano MAKES uncle Flavi join them (but he doesn't usually protest, he loves spoiling his neice almost as much as he loves spoiling his own son(coming soon(to a theatre near you-//shot)))
She is bi-curious
She hasn't had a relationship yet because of her parent's contrasting veiws on it
Luciano:
"Okay papà I'm going out with my boyfriend"
"WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU NO BOYFRIEND UNTIL YOU MARRY"
"PAPÀ THAT'S BULLSHIT"
Siegfried:
"Hi liebling!"
"Hi vati!"
"So..."
"Nonono"
"Did you give me grandchildren yet?"
"I'M 14 WHAT THE FUCK VATI"
Because she lives with no-barriers Luciano, she has a cursing habit like her papà
