BE WARNED: REALLY CRACK 2P GERITA AHEAD
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Luciano: you know... Cuddling downstairs is great... But maybe we could get a bit... Closer in my bed ;)
Siegfried: *GASPU* WE COULD BUILD A PILLOW FORT?!
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Siegfried: wait... You're giving me my hoodie back?! Who are you and what have you done with my Luciano????
Luciano: I-I'm not giving it back, stupid... *looks away and blushes* I'm letting you b-borrow it, I-I expect it back when it... *looks back so Siegfried can't see his face* when it smells like you again... *blushing*
(^^^^YOOOOOOO TSUNDERE WRITING GOALS I'M GONNA GO HOME I'VE FILLED MY ENTIRE POTENTIAL)
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Okay but Luciano always steals Siegfried's hoodies then one day Flavio comes home to find Luciano snuggled into a pile of Siegfried's hoodies
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I imagine that Luciano and Siegfried would keep their relationship a secret for a while, and they only told Klaus and Flavio, so then one day Luciano amd Siegfried were hangin out because Kuro had to go home early and then the Rotten Tomatoes(Violet, Santiago and Flavio) go to check on them and find them making out and that's how Violet and Santiago found out they were dating now here's a mini-fic:
Violet: They've been awfully quiet up there
Santiago: let's check on them
Flavio: wait pls don't
Violet and Santiago: lol too late
*RTs open door*
Luciano and Siegfried: *making out*
RTs: *sorta stand there for a moment*
*Luci and Sigi pull apart for air*
Luciano: *looks up and sees them* *squeaks and blushes and jumps up*
Luciano: *starts frantically trying to shut the door* G-GET OUT!!!! >////////<
Santiago: I will not get my shotgun I will not get my shotgun I will not
Violet: noW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE
Flavio: *giggling*
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Luciano: *eating tic tacs*
Siegfried: ooOOOooh can I have one?
Luciano: no lol
Luciano: *shoves him away and dumps it all in his mouth*
Siegfried: no fair I wanted a tic tac
Luciano: then come get one ;)
Siegfried: *kisses Luciano and steals some tic tacs from his mouth like a smooth fucker*
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Texting:
Siegfried: i wanna play some big role in ur wedding
Siegfried: like the groom
Siegfried: YOOOO THAT WAS SMOOTH
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The Big Book Of 2P
HumorMostly headcannons, a bit of crack on the side, and probably a few sad and shipfics too! Welcome to 2p Hetalia! WARNING IF YOU DON'T LIKE 2P GERITA BEWARE BECAUSE THAT'S THE MAJORITY OF THIS BOOK //HIGHEST RANK: #48 IN HUMOR //Hetalia and 2p Hetali...
