The Big Book Of 2P

Vines

Siegfried: is is Wednesday my dudes

Siegfried in a Spiderman costume: oooooooOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
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Aleen: no whatchu say

Francios: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a ho
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Siegfried: did anyone ever tell you you look like Beyoncé?~~~

Girl: nah they usually tell me I look like Shalissa

Siegfried: who's that

Girl: me bitch
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Santiago: I love you bitch

Flavio: oh my god

Santiago: I ain't never gon stop lovin you bitch
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Santiago: smack cam

Violet: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU DAT
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Jams: so basically what I was thinking was

Aleen: *PUNCHU*

Jams: o fuck

Jams: I can't believe you've done this
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Santiago: WHAT THE FUCK FRANCIOS NO WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT THE FUCK STEP THE FUCK UP FRANCIOS
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Aleen: not to be racist or anything, but Asian people suhhhhhhhHHHH
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Ally(Nyo! 2p! America): hey I'm lesbian

Kid! Jams: I thought you were American
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Romea: I spilled lipsick in your Valentino bag

Flavio: you spi- lipstick?! In my Valentino white ba-
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Kid! Aleem: I'm in me mum's car broom broom

Oliver: get out me car

Kid! Aleen: awwww
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Luciano: WH eN wILl yoU leARn

Luciano: WH eN wILl yoU leARn

Luciano: thAt yoU R aCtIOnS hAvE cOnsEquEnscES
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Zao: I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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Kid! Violet: everybody saying I'm too 9 years old

Kid! Violet: I'm 11, so shut the fuck up
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Flavio: dis bitcc called me ugly I said

Flavio: bitcc where

Flavio: she said under all that makeup I said

Flavio: bitcc where
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Luciano: I don't know but you-

Siegfried: *fier*

Kuro: YoU bEttER stOp
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Luciano: you ever had a dream you- h- you- cou- you- he- cou- cou- you-you- he- you wanted him to do you so much y-you could do anything
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Aleen: *does a throw*

Zao: yaAAaa

Aleen: *t h r o w*

Zao: yAAaaAAAAaaaAAA
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Romea: *clappy clappy clappy*

Kid! Luciano: daddy?

Romea: do I loOK
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Oliver: I GOT IT YES BITCHES

Oliver: COOKIE CRUNCH SWIRL WITH CHOCOLATE VANILLA BLAZE
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Oliver: FRANCIOS IS THAT A WEED

Francios: no this is a crayon

Oliver: I'M CALLING THE POLICE

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
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Aleen: JAMS IS THAT A POLICE

Aleen: I'M CALLING THE WEED

Microwave: 420 what you smokin
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Kuro: aa

Siegfried: AAA

Luciano: AAAA
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Kid! Roland: lookit

Kid! Roland: l o o k i t

Kid! Roland: it's frickin bats

Kid! Roland: I love Halloween
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Siegfired: AND IIIIIIII- HOLY SHIT- WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUU- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODDAMNIT- HOW COU L D YO U D O T H I S T O M E
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Aleen: siri what's my name

Siri: you're Allen, but you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vaigina
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Kid! Luciano: GIVE ME YO F ACK IN MA NE Y *T H R O W*
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Kid! Flavio: EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH

Kid! Flavio: S H U T T H E F U C K U P
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Siegfried: I'm washin me in my clothes BITCH

Kuro: he's drunk as fuck

Siegfried: I'm washin me in my c l o t h e s
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Kuro: I'm so so sorry

Kuro: I think your sister might be havin my second son

Flavio: ?????????

Lulia: Kuro pls
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Oliver trying to fit in: that was legitness

Aleen: no

Francios: yea it was

Aleen: N O E S
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Jams: I thought you were bae

Jams: but it turns out you're just fam

Aleen: bruh