The Big Book Of 2P

Singing Headcannons

Luciano:
-This boi
-this fuking boi
-has the voice of a goddamn angel
-He rivals jesus
-I dont even beleive in jesus
-thats how good he is
-LIKE HES MAKE AN EXCEPTION TO YOUR RELIGION GOOD
-super shy about it tho
-unless it musical theatre because he is the definition of the word thespian
-or god forbid you try to quietly watch a disney movie with him
-because no he'll be singing every song at the top of his lungs
-dont tell him about the disney movies on broadway
-you will never see him again
-he also secretly loves opera and will sing it when he thinks no one is home

Flavio:
-Never sings so no one knows
-he plays instruments tho
-but mostly piano and violin
-the only person whos ever heard him sing is Santiago
-HES HELLA GOOD AT VIOLIN THO
-Like Flavi and Roderich would get along so well

Santiago:
-if Brendon Urie and Pete Wentz had a baby that was a bass
-MOTHER OF GOD
-Rocky road ice cream
-hot DAYUM
-eargasams from anyone who hears
-plays the piano and sings
-usually Flavio drapes himself over the piano and listens to Santiago play
-Like absolutely mesmirized
-Sometimes they duet

Siegfried:
-"YOUR SING ING SU CKS"
-It rly does
-this is why hes a drummer
-and he cant do anything but be loud
-dont tell him that his singing sucks tho
-because he will actually start crying
-and then Luciano will find and kill you for making him cry

Klaus:
-Too quiet boi
-he sings really quietly
-he is the one boy on earth who is a soprano somehow
-if you dont know what a soprano is your probably too young to be reading this book
-WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

Kuro:
-sings with a cute high pitched voice
-his singing=what is puberty
-this bois singing voice dont got a clue

Oliver:
-see Kuro

Allen:
-has a voice like the bulldog from all dogs go to heaven
-super low and jazzy

Francios:
-doesnt sing

James:
-sings to himself when he thinks hes alone
-sounds like a jazz performer angel boi

Viktor:
-see Francios

Zao:
-no
-dont ask him to sing
-ur ears will bleed
-"AND IIIIII HOLY SHIT WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU I CANT BELEIVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODDAMNI T HOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME"