The King's Avatar one-shot (xreader)

Shaotian- Game AU

  Note: Read the previous chapters starting from Game AU to understand the story or just yolo it  

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A light breeze passed your neck. Wetness tainted your nape. You gulped. Nervousness honed your senses. Little invisible bugs were marching up and down your body, itchiness spread under your shirt.

Dammit, you thought and just sat there smiling like an idiot.

You still haven't recovered from yesterday's ridiculous act with Steamed Bun and now you were thrown into another one.

Like a robot you nodded and like a robot Ye Xiu sighed again.

You both didn't break eye contact and you could feel Ye Xiu's accustomed pain through his eyes and he could feel your uncomfortableness through the fakeness of your smile.

Telepathy. If it wasn't like that, then you didn't know better. Ye Xiu and you were on another level talking to each other in your minds by being able to read the other's expression.

"...and that's why I think we should get a new bathroom. I mean why is it that close to the offices? I don't wanna hear you talk when I poop and I don't wanna hear the noises you guys, especially Wei Chen makes, while pooping. I'm trying to concentrate and all I can hear is 'ahhh, yes, more, c'mon, ohh~' or 'that's a fat sausage'... I mean is it that much to ask to change the bathroom's location or build a new one? 

"Yes, we have our own bathroom in our room but we're basically all the time in our offices, do you really think I've got the patience to run back and forth my office and room? You know where my room is ffs! Hey, are you even listening? Should I go through the arguments again?" quick fingers pulled out a sheet that was folded over and over again, threatening to rip apart at those fine lines, from a black track jacket.

"Uh no, not really, thanks Shaotian but I think we've heard enough," Ye Xiu emphasised the 'we' and pulled his hand away from his chin.

"Oh, so so so so??" the guy named Shaotian excitingly walked around Ye Xiu with his blonde hair moving slightly up and down.

You just wanted to kick him so badly.

"I'll think about it."

"THINK ABOUT IT?"

Ye Xiu's attempt to fasten the process fired backwards and he made everything worse. Shaotian's rage was so powerful, you wanted to hide underneath the earth and never come back, maybe solely because his voice kept getting more and more annoying.

"Hey you!" this time your prayers weren't answered again and you were thrown into the pit of hell for a hundreth times after you just finally crawled out of it for a hundred and first time.

"Shaotian don't bother our guest, we have important stuff to discuss and you keep butting in!"

Guest.

You snorted.

More like 'Prisoner they treat nicely but still prisoner'.

You slapped your thigh.

"Are you sure that's the AL? Are you sure that's the one we've been looking for?"

You've been getting quite comfortable here, you knew they wouldn't kill you so you just basically pulled out all common sense and make sarcastic comments every now and then.

Ye Xiu waved Shaotian to another seat. Surprisingly the latter followed obediently, maybe because you piqued his interest. You hoped, no you begged heavens that you didn't.

"So I promised you I would tell you about the war and our stance on it," Ye Xiu started but you interrupted him.

"No, I don't wanna know."