The King's Avatar one-shot (xreader)

Steamed Bun x Concealed Light (Luo Ji)

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Poor Luo Ji didn't understand how he hadn't killed himself yet.

He was running around while Steamed Bun chased after him, nimbly avoiding the computers and the walls. It seemed to be lunch break for Team Happy, but it only meant that it was finally time for Steamed Bun to bully Luo Ji. The problem was that Steamed Bun himself didn't realize the effect he had, and only thought that he was being a "responsible senior" towards Luo Ji.

In fact, Steamed Bun probably thought that he was doing him a service. After all, the day Luo Ji arrived in Happy, it almost turned into a real-life PK!

Who made me so unlucky that I had to deal with this, Luo Ji wanted to cry. It was Valentine's Day, and he was auctioned off to make some money for Team Happy. No one paid for a date with Luo Ji while everyone else managed to get dates and money. One would think that Luo Ji was embarrassed even though he found it a miracle instead. However, Steamed Bun felt bad and wanted to help his friend. So, Steamed Bun somehow found the money and bought him. This was all very unfortunate for Luo Ji.

In reality, it wasn't help. Luo Ji was suddenly tackled onto the ground by Steamed Bun.

"Ha! I finally caught you! This should teach you to respect your senior!" Steamed Bun said triumphantly, standing up and bowing as if he had an audience. He was really a brawler, almost rivalling Wei Chen in his gangster-like mannerisms.

"This shows how Aquarius is better than Virgo! Aquarius is an air sign while Virgo is a dull Earth. . . " Then Steamed Bun began singing about astrological signs.

Luo Ji couldn't stand it anymore. He didn't understand a single word of Steamed Bun's nonsense and couldn't care less about astrological signs. What was an Aquarius? What was a Virgo? Were they plants?

Squinting and calculating the angle at which he should swing his foot, he managed to land an expertly placed kick on Steamed Bun's butt.

Normally, Luo Ji was an elegant and respectful person. However, if he was always going to be accused by Steamed Bun, he might as well stop acting so nicely!

Steamed Bun froze in his lecture of astrological signs. He didn't understand why Luo Ji was acting like such a little demon. This senior always helped him, giving him pointers, and educating him about Virgos. He even saved this poor fellow from embarrassment by purchasing him as a date on Valentine's Day. And this was how he repaid his aid?

So, he turned around with a slow smile. Seeing Luo Ji gulp, he was satisfied. Beating up Luo Ji should teach him a lesson!

"Aquarius, attack!" He shouted and dove for Luo Ji. Luo Ji dodged and tried to push past him, but Steamed Bun noogied his head instead and even gave him a wedgie.

Squirming, he used his small size to tunnel through the small opening after punching Steamed Bun a few times. He ran to the kitchen in the big house, and took out a bag of frozen steamed buns.

"Where are you, Concealed Light," Steamed Bun said, wandering in the house to try to find Luo Ji. Luo Ji wondered how dumb this guy was—this house wasn't so big that he would get lost easily! Additionally, Luo Ji wasn't even that fast of a runner. How did he manage to lose Steamed Bun already?

Steamed Bun, on the other hand, was feeling quite angry. This senior was almost a foot taller than Luo Ji, so Luo Ji wasn't really in his line of sight. In fact, he had hidden in Steamed Bun's blind spots because Steamed Bun didn't always know to look down and hard to find this tiny person!

"I look down on you as a representative of Virgo, you trash!" Steamed Bun announced disdainfully as he entered the kitchen. Feeling hungry, he walked over to the refrigerator to microwave himself some steamed buns.

But he never thought he would be assaulted by them.

With a cry of war, Luo Ji, armed with his frozen steamed buns, began launching them at the human Steamed Bun with expert aim. Each steamed bun hit Steamed Bun either in his stomach, chest, or forehead.

Smiling evilly, Luo Ji prepared to aim for the groin. He was never this disgraceful, but Steamed Bun brought out the worst in him.

Lost in thought, who knew that Steamed Bun would remember to fight back!

Steamed buns were suddenly launched at him, and he dodged, nearly crashing into a cabinet. He had to protect his precious glasses!

Deciding that he would have to end this fight quickly, he hurled a frozen steamed bun at Steamed Bun's crotch. However, while doing this, he had let his guard down and had been hit as well!

With shouts of pain at approximately the same time, the rivals both collapsed to the floor.

"You stupid Luo Ji, you dare disrespect your senior like this . . . " Steamed Bun groaned, throwing all the frozen steamed buns he had at Luo Ji.

Luo Ji wanted to explode. When could Steamed Bun ever understand that he was not even Luo Ji's senior. In terms of age, sure, but when was age something to be proud of?

He wanted to remind Steamed Bun that he would get to out-live him but Steamed Bun began singing again.

Veins emerged in his forehead and he began planning out another attack when the door banged open.

Steamed Bun didn't notice and continued to sing blissfully. But the look on Chen Guo's face made Luo Ji sit up and pray that this wasn't his last day on Earth.

"STEAMED BUN! LUO JI!" She bellowed.

"Huh? Who said my name?" Steamed Bun wondered aloud, feeling quite annoyed that someone had interrupted him.

You idiot! Concealed Light wanted to curse. If Steamed Bun continued to act so stupid, wouldn't they get into more trouble?

"Oh, hi boss!" Steamed Bun said happily, waving at Chen Guo.

Chen Guo's eye twitched. Then her face turned red.

"Clean this up!" She roared and this time, Steamed Bun realized that he was the reason for Chen Guo's anger.

With knowledge of their boss's fearsome personality, they silently began cleaning up the mess while throwing dirty looks at each other.

Both sighed. Who knew their Valentine's Day would turn out like this?

Oh well. At least Steamed Bun finally got to punish Luo Ji for disrespect and Luo Ji was finally able to vent out some of his anger.

The only problem was that all the money Steamed Bun spent to purchase Luo Ji had to be used to buy back all the steamed buns they wasted!