The King's Avatar one-shot (xreader)

Surprise for the circle-goddess Ye Xiu enters!

A special-celebrating 31k views, thanks so much! 

So there's this chinese fanfic where Ye Xiu turns into a female and I found it hilarious and amazing so I thought I would do my own version of fem!Ye Xiu (Sad that it only has around 2 chaps so you dont know what happens afterwards at the most interesting point...)

Hope you enjoy!

Warning: strong language

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"Invite to duel by Headless Cursy Robber Plant?" Ye Xiu exhales a last puff of smoke before crushing the cigarette.

"What's up with the username?" 

He ignored the random message sent by the other player and continued to use his alt to do what he was previously here for. Gather some materials, he hasn't been doing this for a long while but everyone else in Team Happy was currently out and he had nothing better to do, and his only idea was to continuously harass the Glory world with different alts, pretending to loot some rare materials. 

On his way, he, unfortunately, bumped into this Headless Cursy Robber Plant, who he, Ye Xiu didn't know how, but somehow attracted their interest and now that fellow wouldn't leave him alone. Apparently, he has done something offensive.

Ye Xiu was getting visibly annoyed, one message after another popped up, this stupid plant was really unbelievable tenacious, not a plant anymore but an annoying weed, an eyesore in a beautiful surrounding that everyone wanted to rip out of the ground and throw in the trash!

He actually had to rub his head, he would usually ignore this person and run away, but his headache definitely told him that if he wanted peace he had to first get rid of the source! And the source was this plant! 

"Bro can you not do that?" Ye Xiu decided he should just give in to some painful torture.

An immediate answer came:

"Took you long enough to get back to me! C'mon lets duel! You should be thankful that I'm willing to teach you!"

Ye Xiu was confused, what was this weed trying to tell him?

"Teach me?" three confused smileys followed.

"Obviously I noticed you were a complete noob-"

Ye Xiu didn't know whether he should laugh or cry.

"So since I've got nothing better do, we can try your luck and push a doomed newbie like you to at least reach the level of an average player!!!"

A small smile appeared on Ye Xiu's face, it seemed like he really had to play the weed-puller here. Did his tactical playing seemed so bad to outsiders? Couldn't normal players understand what he was trying to do?
It was called playing with strategy! In order to get what you want... actually it wasn't, he was just out there trying to have fun by pissing a few people off in the process. That was all he wanted to do, in all honesty.

He inspected the other player, fairly good stats for an arrogant bugger like him. Where did all that confidence the guy had, come from? Was he getting off by beating noobs? Was that what he usually did? 

Ye Xiu was confused, those kinds of words would suit him more than his current situation. The headache spread and somehow Ye Xiu felt reminded of himself but he just couldn't see why! He didn't have that big of a blasted ego that would annoy others so much! 

"But how does having a duel with you would help me?" Ye Xiu finally typed back.

"Obviously losing makes you more experienced!!!"