The King's Avatar one-shot (xreader)

Ye Xiu x Shaotian

Thanks to Naoki_Hikari for requesting this!

Warning: Profanities and gets a bit steamy, so be warned.

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Tap Tap

Excessive keyboard noises tore through the silence, accompanied by...slurping sounds?

Shaotian's eyebrow twitched. 

He violently mishandled the keyboard in order to show his anger but the person next to him just slurped his damn cup noodles in peace!

"Fuck! I called you over to fucking PK and I was actually excited when you agreed and what do my poor eyes have to witness? You abusing my generosity! I gave you cup noodles because you said you were hungry and? And? it's been an hour and we still haven't PKed! How can you be like this? Can you believe how tortured I am right now? Can you? Can you? Or are you actually afraid you'll lose? Ahahah, you are, aren't you? aren't you? Fuck, Pk with me now!"

Slurp.

Was the only answer he got.

Shaotian was about to flip the table and use the keyboard to smack some sense into that slurping shameless bastard next to him. But he calmed himself. He had no other choice but to be calm. 

His fingers gripped the mouse hard until they turned red and wanted to explode with blood that would taint the face of the other person.

"Now, now don't be so mad, Shaotian. Aren't you afraid your noisiness will make my noodles taste bad?"

Fuck, Shaotian cursed inside, he actually had the audacity to fucking comment on his soft noodle soup! 

What was he? The all-forgotten corn in the soup that was just left behind at the bottom of the cup?  Was that all he was? Was it?

Shaotian was about to burst with an excess of floating curses that would enter Ye Xiu's head through his ear and circle around his brain until they'd viciously bite into it and command him for once to stop being so fucking obnoxious!

But in the exact moment Shaotian's mouth opened to release the toxic energy he's been storing inside him, Ye Xiu stuffed this hell's opening with noodles that actually shut him up.

"Better. See how good my noodles taste once you shut up?" Ye Xiu smiled, the corners of his lips were mocking Shaotian.

Shaotian eyes burnt with anger, if only he could shoot lasers! This damn, littlebitofattractive shameless male right here really loved to test his limits.

"Oh, I want another cup. Bring me some?" Ye Xiu's little smile was infuriating.

The Fucking Limits!

"Why are you complaining? You ate my last bit," Ye Xiu turned to his computer and actually logged in.

Because you fucking stuffed it into me!

"If you're good and bring me my favourite, I'll let you have your match, so?" Ye Xiu gave him an eye smile.

Shaotian furiously stomped to the kitchen, still with the chopsticks in his mouth and the empty cup in his hands that was being brutally violated under Shaotian's skilled hands.

Shaotian slammed the cup into the bin and took the chopsticks, ready to throw them too before he came to a halt. He inspected the chopsticks and then jumped.

He only noticed it now but those were exactly the ones that were also in Ye Xiu's mouth.

So, did that mean-

Shaotian slowly put a finger to his lips.

Indirect kiss?

Shaotian shook his head and blushed.