The King's Avatar one-shot (xreader)

Wei chen x Sun xiang

Warning: NSFW

Thanks to TroublingRain for another lovely pairing

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"You're not a hot babe."

"And you're not Ye Xiu."

"You little punk, you really wanna try with this old man here?"

"No, I'm going back home."

"Wait, do you really think you can get out of this now? I'm not doing this on my own."

"Well, that's a shame. Have fun old man," Sun Xiang turned around and waved goodbye however Wei Chen grabbed him quickly.

"I'd rather not piss me off if I were you. If I expose your identity here now, you'll be tramped over a hundred times and as much fun as it would be to witness, you better do this with me now."

"Tch," Sun Xiang freed himself from the grip.

"Fine, I just gotta do that shit right? And don't sound so shady, who would want to do it with you."

"You shameful punk, have you got nothing better to do than to have all those thoughts flowing around in your mind? Are you that frustrated? It's hard as a pro player isn't it? I can tell from experience."

"I don't wanna hear it!"

"You want me to look for a girlfriend here for you? It's a popular shopping mall, girls love shopping don't they. Wait, why are we meeting here again? Oh, that's a cute one, damn that one is hot. She's got fine curves don't you think so? 10 out of 10 would shag her."

"The hell? Can you please tone down your language?"

"What? Why? Is the cherry boy embarrassed? Want me to play your father and hook up these girls? I'll get the hot one and you can have the cutie."

"Shut up," Sun Xiang regretted, agreeing to join him.

"Did you just tell me to shut up? You punk, think you can disrespect your elders?"

"All I can see is a perverted old dude. Let's get moving, everyone's staring at me weirdly already. I think they might find out."

"Well, boohoo. Obviously, if you're stupid enough to wear only a pair of sunglasses as your disguise, then you must be totally dense," Wei Chen recollected his memories and walked to the internet cafe located inside the shopping centre.

"Tch, rather wish a hot babe would join me instead of this brat," Wei Chen whispered frustrated and whipped around to see Sun Xiang dragging behind him and looking around.

"Oi tell me, did you really think I would hook you up with a babe? Isn't that wishful thinking? Were you thinking about ditching the Glory game and have some fun dates? I'm up for it."

"No," Sun Xiang answered briefly to hide his embarrassment, of course, he didn't really believe that part...maybe at least a little. A tiny bit.

"Well, guess your team has no females. Ours has two and really hot ones to add."

Sun Xiang just hoped this would be over as soon as possible.

"But man, I can't believe you really thought that Ye Xiu would turn up," Wei Chen let out a snort.

"Would you shut up?" Sun Xian got annoyed at the old man's attitude and held back a remark.

Wei Chen was about to say something when they finally arrived at the internet cafe.

"But why would Ye Qu-Xiu even agree to take on some noobs?"

"A better question to ask is why would you even agree to join? I reckon the same as those noobs ahaha. Don't worry, this Old God will be more than enough to play with you."

Sun Xiang bit his tongue and stuck his hands in his pockets while he sneakily raised his leg and pantomimic kicked Wei Chen's ass who was observing the entrance of the internet cafe.

"Shouldn't we finally go in or is your age not only getting into your fingers but legs too?" 

"You little punk, that was the lamest provoke ever but you still managed to piss me off. Do you want me to drag you in like a father would give his son a good ear beating huh?"

"Whatever, whatever," Sun Xiang ignored Wei Chen and walked in first.

"Do you even know how to respect your elders? Even if I'm getting physically slower I can still make you cry like an unborn child an-ohhh," Wei Chen immediately stopped when he saw the pretty female receptionist.

"Hey, where are you going?" Sun Xiang hissed as loudly as he could trying not to get exposed. Fuming he stepped behind Wei Chen trying to fasten the process of him being able to go home. 

"Hey, you're pretty hot. Fancy making me something to eat?"

"The fuck?" Sun Xiang immediately interrupted, he couldn't believe his ears.

"Ah wait, let me first teach this punk of a son some manners," Wei Chen turned around and really wanted to give Sun Xiang a good ass whooping.

While both pro players fought with each other, the receptionist was ready to call the security but was stopped by some customers.

"Don't worry missy, I guess those two clowns belong to us."

"What?" Wei Chen and Sun Xiang instantly turned around and glared at the guy who said it.

"You both from Happy?" the guy wasn't intimidated at all by the glares and just casually kept the conversation going.

"So what?" Sun Xiang redirected his target for his lame attacks from Wei Chen to the guy calling them out and his mates behind him.

However, Wei Chen was more shameless and had no patience to waste his time like this:

"Youngster, how about this? For some money, we'll pretend you win and I can invite this hot receptionist to some dinner."

"What? Do you have no dignity? Not even for Happy?" not only Sun Xiang but the attackers shouted as well.

"What?"  Wei Chen shrugged his shoulders, "Happy can't provide me with some good pleasures down there, if you know what I mean."

"You're so nasty," no one at the moment wanted to have anything to do with him.

"Ah, don't get me wrong. I'm actually trying to save your faces, guys. It won't even take 20 seconds for me to destroy you. This punk might take longer like he does when shooting his load."

"What?" Sun Xiang wanted to crush his sunglasses and slowly pierce them into Wei Chen's skin.

"I'm still young unlike you old piece of snot. Your thing is basically dead meat already, no matter how much you beat it, you won't get it up again. Fck you, I can shoot my load at everyone here."

"Woah! No one wants your load brat, have some common sense and stop trying to get into everyone's trousers."

"The fuck?" Sun Xiang was at his limits, if it wasn't for the guy interrupting, he might have already exposed his identity and slandered his reputation in the news for at least a whole month.

"Hey, we want to play Glory and not talk about our dick capacities!"

"That's only because you can't even get some, gamer virgins," Wei Chen spat back and winked at the receptionist who felt immediately violated and turned away.

"Let's finally stop this and start with the match," the guy seemed to despair with each more second passing of Wei Chen and Sun Xiang talking about how much more capable they are down there than the other.

Since that day news spread that if no one wanted their manhood and dignity to be slandered they should never challenge Happy to a match (in person).

The poor guy and his mates would never forget the day where they were roasted to the point of no recovery just because they stepped into the useless and stupid conversation of those two who were supposed to be pro players.

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Quick update: I'll be going to China next week so I'm not sure if I can upload during the time but I have a few chapters prepared in case the vpn works!