Accidental Avatar 3: Totally Lit

Can we just do the lunch thing?

So... the two kids were at school all day and, well, Mogui was bored.

"Entertain me, Peasant!" he shouted across the cave at me.

"I've told you before," I earth bent a pebble under his butt.

"Ow!"

"Don't call me a Peasant!"

"Boys," Jin had obviously gone shopping. She ducked through the entrance with an arm full of food. "I'm gonna need a bench and a stove."

"I'll make the fire," Mogui pulled a few logs from a pile we had already gathered and chopped.

Meanwhile, I lifted a slab of the floor. Loose pebbles compacted into the hard, flat surface.

"What have we got today?" I asked as Jin spread her gatherings out.

"There's this Rabbit-cat like thing that's supposed to taste like hippo-cow," she pointed at a lump of bony meat. "I'm guessing it's like beef."

"I see you've got shrooms and the green stuff," I grinned.

"Nothing psychedelic," she frowned.

"But, imagine it, Aang on shrooms would be so funny!"

"And dangerous."

"Fine."

"So, What's for lunch?" Mogui asked.

"How about a rabbit-cat stew?" Jin suggested.

"But does it have all the four basic food groups?" I joked.

"I got your four food groups," Mog counted them out. "Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard!"

"No whiskey," I grinned. "Only 'Gin'!"

Jin groaned loudly, dropping her face into her hands, while Mogui cracked up laughing.

"I can cook it if you like," I offered. "I am a decent cook.

"But I'm the one with qualifications," Mogui piped up.

"Your Koalafications are Irrelephant," I grinned at him.

"I'll prove I can cook better than ewe."

"Are we raising the steaks here?" I asked.

"Why would you knead to do that?" he asked back. "Do I have to turnip the heat?"

"Both of you, stop!" Jin yelled. "You'll make the onions cry!"

"Never!" Mogui raised a triumphant fist. "We will Curry on till this pun war is through!"

"You have to Lettuce finish this," I warned Jin.

"You guys are totally insane."

"You mean, we're Tortellini insane..."

"That one was too far, Mog," I sighed. "Even for you."

Suddenly a wild Toph appeared. "I heard puns."

Sokka and Katara walked in right behind the girl.

"You mean you herd puns?" I asked.

"I sea what you did there," Mogui grinned.

"And I just plain can't see."

We all burst out laughing. It was great.

"Are you gonna help with lunch?" Jin asked.