Sokka's schedule was stupid. Three toilet stops a day; I can handle. But 30 minutes for lunch is a total joke. And only an hour for dinner? Redonkulous!
"Mogui," Muteki punched my shoulder. "You have your butthurt face on."
"I'm not butthurt," I growled. "This is my normal face..."
"Something is up, though," Jin said.
"Well..."
"Hey, Guys!" Aang dropped from the sky onto Appa's saddle. "I think this river is polluted."
"No duh, airhead," Mangetsu harrumphed just as the Avatar air blasted himself dry. "DUDE! My mouth was open and everything!"
"If that were me, you'd be dead," I chuckled, trying to scrape off some of the gunk.
"If that were you, you'd be dead," the squirt growled back.
Get it? Cause he's short and a waterbender. Oh, come on, guys! That was funny!
Another blast of air, and we were gunk free.
"Well, that explains why I can't catch a fish around here," Sokka pulled his fishing line from the river. "Because normally my fishing skills are... off the hook! Get it? Like a fishing hook?"
The sound of chirping crickets was actually audible... or maybe that's birdsong. Either way, the joke was a flop. Like, it was just as bad as mine.
"Too bad your skills aren't on the hook," Toph joked, earning a high five from the crimson giant.
"It looks like we'll need to go somewhere else to get food," Katara shrugged. "Assuming that'll fit into Sokka's master schedule."
The kid actually pulled out a scroll. It was as long as the saddle was. It was nuts!
Sokka stroked his chin, "It's doable. But that means only two potty breaks today!"
"That's fine by me," I shrugged. "I already went in your knapsack."
Sokka looked mortified. Jin looked more than mildly displeased. Muteki? He punched me.
"Hey," Aang gasped. "Maybe we can get food there."
Que the mystical river village appearing into view downriver.
"What makes you think they will have any food?" I asked.
"Well, they are a village," Jin sounded condescending. "And villages usually have markets and food in them."
"Yeah, but if we can't catch anything, what makes you think that there is anything there for us?"
"Mogui, two things, okay?" Muteki held up one finger. "Shut," next finger. "Up!"
He emphasized it with a punch to the shoulder.
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Accidental Avatar 3: Totally Lit
FanfictionPreviously, disaster struck, resulting in a lot of stuff. You should check out the other stories, if you want some back story. More importantly, things are starting to heat up, and if I ever see Zuko again I'm gonna punch him in the nose for Amaya...