Accidental Avatar 3: Totally Lit

Watt? You thought the Puns were done??

"Well," Toph leaned back against the saddle. "That was random."

"Yes, it was," I agreed. "What's up with a guy that can blast fire beams out of his thoughts?!"

"Hey, Mogui," Muteki called to me. "Ten yuan says that the next fight we get into is with someone who farts fire."

"I will take that bet," I grinned. "I win either way."

"Well," Aang smiled at us. "I am so glad you guys were here. I would hate to have to try and fight him on my own."

"You would have been fine," Sokka grinned. "You're the Avatar."

"Did we really change that?" I whispered to Jin.

"I didn't watch the show," she whispered back. "But I think we are beginning to change things. We need to keep a low profile."

I nodded.

"I'm so glad you were here, Jin," Katara smiled at her. "You're a natural strategist."

"Could say she's as cunning as a fox that has just been appointed as the professor of cunning at Oxford University," I joked.

"What's Oxford University?" Toph asked.

"What is a professor?" Aang asked.

"I'm not even going to ask," Sokka laid back.

"I think your lightning is what really got him," Muteki grinned at me. He obviously got my reference.

"It was a lucky break," I shrugged.

"I bet he was shocked to have someone fight back," he waggled his eyebrows at me.

"I was buzzing with excitement that it actually worked," I grinned back.

"NO!" Mangetsu slapped a hand over my mouth.

"That was so bad, it Hertz my ears," Muteki groaned

"Yeah, Mogui," Jin put her hands on her hips. "Go, Ohm."

I licked the hand. It tasted nasty, but Mangetsu yanked it off my mouth. His hand then seemed to take on a life of its own and clipped my mouth sharply, like, knuckles to teeth, but without the force of a punch. Shocking, but not painful.

"I am disappointed that you Resist my puns," I sighed, wiping my mouth and checking for blood. "I thought you would have built up capacitance for this by now."

"Plug your mouth," Muteki raised a fist. "Or I'll Socket."

"You licked me!" Mangetsu was indignant. "That's disgusting!"

"It tasted re-VOLT-ing," I punned back.

"I'm not even going to ask," Sokka said from his spot. "But it was weird that this guy attacked us."

"I think he might have known who we were," Katara sounded slightly worried.