Accidental Avatar 3: Totally Lit

So who really is the sarcasm boss?

Mogui flopped onto his bedroll. 

"Today sucked," he groaned.

"Why?" Jin asked. "Because there were no pretty girls to flirt with?"

"That is a loaded, trick question!" Mogui shot back. "If I agree, I've insulted all three gals in the group. But if I disagree, you'll rib me on being a man hoe."

"You did tell Ty Lee that you loved her pretty quick," Sokka commented.

"Not helping!"

"But regardless of that," Sokka continued. "Our little detour into town today has completely thrown off our schedule."

"Oh no," Mangetsu put the back of his hand over his forehead. "Whatever shall we do?!"

"It's gonna take some serious finagling to get us back on track," Sokka said before pointing at Mangetsu with an annoyed sigh. "And stop stealing the sarcasm spot!"

"Finagle away, Oh schedule master," Toph sarcasmed.

"Thank you," Sokka sighed. "At least you aren't trying to steal my Sokkasm."

"Actually," Mogui shrugged. "That sounded pretty sarcastic."

Sokka turned sharply to glare at Toph. "NOT YOU TOO!"

"Dude, she's always been sarcastic," Mangetsu groaned, covering his face with his overlarge sleeve.

"So, what's the plan?" Muteki asked.

"Well, for starters, it looks like we'll need to wake up forty-three minutes earlier every day," Sokka had his schedule out.

"Forty-three minutes?" Katara asked sarcastically.

"Look," Sokka missed the sarcasm. "We only have a few weeks to get to the Fire Lord in time for the invasion and the eclipse - which, by the way, only lasts for eight minutes."

"Only eight?" Mogui asked. "I could nail him in five."

"Three," Muteki raised his hand.

"And we just lost a whole day," Sokka continued. "So if we want to make up the time and stay on schedule, we have to wake up early!"

"Well, I'm not waking up early," Toph grunted.

"I'm with her," Mangetsu threw in. "I could do it in one, just saying."

"Or we could just cut out all of our eating breaks."

"What?" Aang cried out.

"No way," Katara seemed angry.

"Forget it," Toph humphed.

Mogui looked mad. His veins were bulging out of his neck. "You what, Mate?" he threatened. "There ain't no way I ain't eating. If you cut my eating time, I will EAT you!"

"I once saw the guy bite a dog for stealing his sandwich," Muteki offered. "It wasn't no chihuahua either. Nasty looking Rottweiler. It had to go for a rabies shot after."

Sokka looked terrified for a moment, then shook himself. 

"I got it. How's this? From now on, we'll take food breaks and potty breaks at the same time."

"Ew." 

The look of disgust on everyone's face was nasty except for Mogui. He looked pensive.

"Very economical," he stroked his stubble beard. "Might be nasty, but at least I can eat."

"Either way," Sokka mimicked Mogui. "We have to leave here first thing tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, Mangetsu noticed Katara shuffling uncomfortably.