Accidental Avatar 3: Totally Lit

Pit Stop

I woke up at what I guessed was stupid o'clock in the morning. But I couldn't help it. I had drunk way too much today or yesterday. Whatever.

"Daddy says no..." Muteki rolled over and continued snoring.

"I really wanna know what's going on in your head," I snuck past the giant. "But breaking it open with a rock would be a bad idea."

Jin rolled over too. Look at that! They are facing each other in their sleep. Their children will be intelligent and beautiful. Not to mention imaginary... Oh well. To the River!

While I was seeing a man about a dog, the river was covered in a thick mist. Two figures ran into the murky darkness, and I buttoned my trousers back up. I'm glad they didn't notice me. It would be awkward explaining to The Painted Lady what I was doing to her river.

I thought I saw Aang chasing after the lady. That guy never has any luck with the girls.

'Maybe I should give him some pointers,' I thought as I stumbled in the darkness back to camp. 

I tripped over a sleeping bag on my way. Judging by where it was situated, it must have been Katara. Who must have been sleeping like a log cause she didn't even mumble in her sleep. Actually, upon closer inspection, she was, in fact, a strawman. In fact, I must have also walked straight over Mangetsu's sleeping bag. I think that was empty. Probably off chasing pretty water spirits with Aang.

Oh, Right... I remembered now. Katara WAS the Painted Lady. That made sense. That is exactly why Aang was chasing after her. I didn't know she was the squirt's type. But then, who wouldn't go chasing after a beautiful water-spirit? WAIT! Did I REMEMBER something?! Holy Ecclefechan! That is Awesome! I gotta tell someone... oh... wait... then Aang and Katara will get caught. I don't care for the squirt all that much, but Aang and Katara... not a good idea.