Chapter 9: A hell lot of explaining to do

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Bilbo POV

"Bilbo!"

"Yes Thorin?"

Oh god. What did the heirs of Erebor do this time.

"Do you really think I have a majestic ass?"

Luckily I wasn't drinking anything or I would've spit it out.

"W-what!?"

"Fili and Kili told me literally: "Uncle get your majestic ass out of Walhalla and GET THE HELL OUT OF THOSE BUSHES" and I asked about the majestic ass part and they told me they where your words so..... are they?"

Oh, bugger.

"Y-Yes.... Why?"

"Did you mean it?"

What is this, an interrogation?

"Yes, otherwise I wouldn't say it, would I?"

"Well, we're even, I think you have a very nice bum too."

Wait, what?

"T-thank you."

Thorin POV

I've never seen Bilbo blushing that much.

So cute!

"W-wh-what?"

Said that out loud, didn't I?

"Y-your blushing. I-it's really c-cute."

Bilbo POV

Who's blushing now?

"You're not bad yourself, Thor."

"Thor? Oh please call me Thorin."

Tho I prefer to call you daddy

"Awwww..... Thory?"

"No."

"My king?"

"..... That one's okay."

"You prefer Thorin, don't you?"

"Yes, Billy."

"Bilbo is fine,  thank you very much."

"WHAT IS LOVE? BILBO AND THORIN, BILBO AND THORIN, OH-OOHH"

"UNCLE THORIN GET THAT ASS!"

"YES, BILBO HE PREFERS TO CALL YOU DADDY!"

"Fili, Kili, GET THE HELL OUT!!!"

"I'LL SEND YOUR MOTHER A RAVEN AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT BACK TO THE BLUE MOUNTAINS!"

"You know you love us!"

With that they ran away.

"....."

"....."

" Uncle get that ass?"

"Shut up."

I snorted.

"Let's go back to dinner, alright?"

"Of course, Bilbo."

AN: THANK YOU 4 200+ READS HOLY MAHAL ❤

Ps. If you read this Kaylee do you still read this? You aren't even in the  fandom!

Just kidding girl keep calm😂

Long chapter 300 words yay



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