AN: Hey! Right now I'm on the plane! I'm coming! Wifi ILY! ~ tomhiddlestoned
Thorin POV
"Hey Bilbo! Would you like to bring Fili and Kili some stew?"
"Of course Bombur!"
Always so helpful. Sigh. But he will never be mine. I spoiled it all at the beginning.
So... Let's spy on my Sister-sons and beloved!
*Mental image of Thorin sneaking around in the forest. You can't unsee it. Your welcome.*
K "Hey uncle!" *Doing this because Thorin can't see them*
B "Why do you keep calling me uncle?"
F " Aren't you courting Uncle?"
B "N-No! What made you think that?"
F&K "Did you two even see each other?!"
K " You guys are already a couple!"
F " Exept the snogging."
B " We are just friends."
*Sigh....*
And nothing more....
Sadly....
Sigh......
Bilbo walked away. Is the idea of us being a couple so awful? Well, I need a good talk with my nephews! Those little pieces of $h*!
"OMG FILI MY OTP!! MY SHIP HAS SAILED!"
What.
The.
Heck.
" I SEE THEIR BABY'S ALREADY!!!!!"
"IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?"
"LOVE CONQUERS EVERYTHING!"
Wow. Never saw Kili as a poet either.
"Wait... Kili.... I heard two people sighing...."
Shit.
"UNCLEEEEE!!!!"
"Uncle get your majestic ass out of Walhalla and come THE HELL OUT OF THOSE BUSHES!!!"
*Shook*
"Alright. But you lads know how I feel about him. And what the heck? Majestic ass?"
"Bilbo said so himself! Can't deny the expert...."
"Oi!"
***
AN: Wow. Long chappie. Boreddddd I guess. Hehe. I live for Fili and Kili so I made them as fangirls. Until next time! And HoLy thanks for 150 reads! ILY! ~ tomhiddlestoned ♡
Ps. Picture isn't mine just thought it was hilarious.
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