Can't Help Falling In Love With You - bagginshield

Chapter 38: so she returns, breaking the fourth wall more than ever

AN: I HAVE DIED IM SORRY I KNOW I WROTE SO MANY DEEP THINGS IM SORRY

so... where were we?

Thorin POV:

I couldn't help it. Bilbo is like a fresh burst of summer rain in a cold raging storm. How could I ever not love him? But when and how did he ducking fuck my brother?!
I mean, I always knew Frerin was a whore. But Bilbo! I want to say how dare he, but even tho I'm not that keen on incest Frerin does look like the finest snack Erebor has ever seen.

But really, Frerin? That man has an ass flatter than the Elven King himself!

But I despise misunderstandings, so does the author, so I'm just going to talk to Bilbo about it. I wanted to save my dwarven-dick for my love, but everyone has diffenent views on the worth of virginity, or lack there of. So I'm not going to blame Bilbo. Or Frerin. Let's just use plain logic here.
Perhaps Bilbo and I could talk this over a nice dinner. I'm curious what happened, and how big my brother really is, because it sure as Yavanna ain't the 8 inches he says it is. Only the King of Erebor himself possesses such a mighty weapon. And Bilbo, if I'm lucky.

I do have one problem tho. My perfect plan has one tiny little flaw in it.

Dain can't find out.

If he does then perhaps the public will hate Bilbo which I'm sure isn't going to happen but the doubt will cause unnecessary angst in the plot- (what plot 90 precent of the plot is boners)

Well, I'm going to talk it over with him.

Let's wait and see

An: HEYA ITS YA GIRL EVE QUARANTAINE GOT oops caps lock heya guys I have neglected this fic for a long time and I apologize severely. Quarantaine got me immensely bored so I tried getting into this story again and I love writing it 🥰 Thank you all so much for your undivided support and thank you Pelle for telling my lazy ass to write again! Also, quarantaine got me acting thirsty and I wanna write smut so should I add an extra chapter just for smutty dwarves and hobbits?

Love,

Eve