AN: quarantine really got me thirsting for fanfiction huh
But guys really, I personally read all of your comments, not that there are many but still, and I love and appreciate all of you guys so much! I may have come here to write and fuck around with my gay boys but it was your love what kept me going! I really love writing and I will always be writing. Perhaps not in this fanfiction for some time, but if I suddenly quit, we'll meet again someday, like old friends. Don't forget me, my loves!
Bilbo POV:
I received a raven from Thorin this afternoon, asking for a dinner date. Well, it didn't say date, but let's stay out of the closet and keep it as a date. I prepared some of Dales finest salmon and prepared some fried potatoes with it. Along with a rose, because let's create a romantic atmosphere for my boo, and a bottle of Chardonnay. Perhaps I can get something out of a drunk Thorin. I'm aiming for dick here guys, the horny me for Thorin has stayed inside for way too long. That beard, those muscles, that stern look in his eyes... makes even a straight man swoon. Not that I mind. If it's just looking. That dick is mine though. At least I hope so.
I wonder, is Thorin kinky? Because I would absolutely love to be chained against his wall. Or his bed. Or his bed wall. I'm not that into SM. I think sex should be about love. That's just my opinion! But being absolutely smashed raw by Thorin.... doesn't sound bad at all.
I asked Nori what to wear. He chose a dark blue jacket with a white shirt and dark blue matching trousers. If Thorin doesn't want to fuck me now I don't know who else will! Not Frerin. Why not? Cause he's dead! And because I'm a loyal hobbit who only wants to get taken by the one I love!
Oh fuck, I'm hard now.
Well, let's get back to dinner. I heard the pleasant sound of Thorins knocking at my door.
Here goes nothing!
Oh fuck, I'm still hard.
Who cares?
AN: please, my loves. Just one comments saying that I may write smut. I beg u.
She really do be writing out here
I'm again very sorry for the long hiatus! That's why I want to do something extra. Do you guys want modern au? Smut? Or both? High school au? I want to write extra chapters! And smut lmao but who didn't know that.
Fun fact: there was a guy in a chat: yeah a threesome with 2 guys and a girl where does the second guy go? Me: oral
The guy: that means two things: a porn addiction or way too much experience
My virgin ass who reads way too much fanfiction: it's complicated
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