Chapter 31; Supper and a Horny Hobbit

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AN: #sorrynotsorry


Bilbo POV


I was cooking for a very long time already. I made fresh garlic bread, roasted salmon, buttered potatoes with basil and fresh sour cream, a rich tomato soup and I bought some expensive ale from Gloin. I'm all set, I just have to wait until Thorin comes.

In Hobbit Culture, giving Supper means proposing.

In Dwarven, it means that you want to care for some one.


* knock knock * 


Ah, there he is.


"Hello Thorin! Come inside please, and make yourself comfortable."


"Hello, Bilbo. It smells heavenly, thank you."


"Thank you! But no compliments until you taste it, you oaf! "


"I think I'm going to start with the salmon, or do you prefer to start with something else?"


"Oh, just get started already. I don't mind."

  

I hope he likes it!


* Insert intense moan*


What.


"Mhm, Oh Mahal Bilbo this is delicious! It's by far the best thing I've ever had!"


* Another moan who should be censured


Oh, my.


This is too much for me.


"Th- T-Thank Y-you Tho-rin. G-glad you like it."


"Thank you Bilbo - * moan *- for this incredible meal."


I can't handle this.


"E-Excuse me Thorin, but I need to go to the bathroom. Please make yourself at home while I'm away."


^Time skip to after Bilbo left the bathroom exept that he didn't have his erection^


Ahhwwwww......


Thorin fell asleep on my armchair!


He looks so peaceful.....


And so cute.......


I want to touch his hair...........


Not now Bilbo! That must be sexual assault! Remember, he is the King!


Get yourself together Bilbo Baggins!


Be a respectable Hobbit and drag him in your bed!


......


No! Not in that way!


.......


He has to get some sleep! Next month  Dain will come with help from the Blue Mountains and he sure has some paperwork! He needs his rest!


So..... I will sleep on the couch, huh?


.....yes.


..... crap.


Sexual assault, remember, Baggins?


Oh, shut up Took.


~ten minutes later


HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL IN MY BED I WANT TO KISS HIM


GOD ME TOO


BUT WE CAN'T


WHY NOT?


SEXUAL ASSAULT, REMEMBER?


OH, BUGGER.


"Bilbo?"


cRAP.


"Yes?"


"Please.... Let me stay with you......"


"No problem Thorin, I will tell Balin you fell asleep here. Don't worry, I'll sleep on the couch."


"Don't..... Please, My Burglar, watch over me..... Stay?"


"If you want, Thorin, I would gladly stay with you, always. "



AN: I'm reallyyyy tired of that idiot camp ( it was so boringggggg) and I missed you all! AND OH MY GOD 1.72K READS?! THANK YOU! I hope you like it, it's my first real fic :) <3


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